1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

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Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die. read less
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TEXAS HOLD 'EM - Beyoncé
14-04-2024
TEXAS HOLD 'EM - Beyoncé
"TEXAS HOLD 'EM" by Beyoncé falls short of greatness with its lackluster melody and uninspired lyrics. Despite Beyoncé's undeniable talent, this song fails to captivate listeners with its repetitive beats and simplistic composition. Instead of showcasing her powerhouse vocals and innovative style, "TEXAS HOLD 'EM" feels like a forgettable addition to her discography. Fans expecting another chart-topping hit from the Queen Bey will be disappointed by this lackluster offering that fails to leave a lasting impression.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
yes, and? - Ariana Grande
31-03-2024
yes, and? - Ariana Grande
In the stillness of the night, as the shadows danced upon the walls, Ariana awoke to a chilling sensation creeping over her chest. A mutated mouth, grotesque and pulsating with sickly veins, had emerged upon her flesh, its lips quivering as if eager to speak. Paralyzed with fear, Ariana watched in horror as the twisted maw parted, emitting a raspy whisper that seemed to echo from the abyss. "Greetings, friend," it croaked, its voice a sinister imitation of human speech. "I've been yearning for your presence. I desire to be your closest confidant."Terror seized Ariana's heart as she recoiled from the abomination before her. Yet, no matter how far she fled, the mutated mouth remained, its words haunting her every thought. It spoke of unimaginable terrors, of unholy alliances forged in the darkness, and of a bond that could never be severed. Despite her frantic attempts to silence it, the mouth persisted, its insidious whispers driving Ariana to the brink of madness. And as the boundaries between reality and nightmare blurred, she realized with growing dread that her newfound companion would never release her from its suffocating grasp.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
CPR - Cupcakke
24-03-2024
CPR - Cupcakke
Hark! Speak not in whispers dark and strange,Of matters foul and twisted in their range.Thine words doth tell of deeds most vile and low,Wherein no honor dwells, but only woe.Aye, name thou a thing, 'tis freakish, I see,And knowest thou well, I'm 'bout such mystery.But ere thou speak of that which turns thy wit,Prithee, hold thy tongue 'fore it's too late to quit.For lo, 'tis not the time for bawdy jest,Nor to recount such deeds that leave us stressed.To speak of such, 'tis not a merry wit,But rather brings a stain upon our wit.Let not thy tongue wag on of such base lore,But seek instead to speak of things far more.Yet if thou must persist in thy crude vein,Know that I shan't partake in such disdain.For when I'm not in company, foul and fit,'Tis only then that I attend to shit.And if thou dost find hairs where they don't belong,Best seek remedy, lest discomfort prolong.So if thou must indulge in base desires,Use thy words with care, like noble squires.But speak not of such deeds with glee or grin,Lest virtue flee, and leave us steeped in sin.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Rude Boy - Rihanna
03-03-2024
Rude Boy - Rihanna
Hark! Thou art a rude boy, thou art, aye,Pray, why dost thou vex me so, I beseech?With thy swagger and thy insolence, nay,Thou mak'st my heart within me doth impeach.Thy words, they sting like arrows, sharp and keen,Yet still thou wear'st that smirk upon thy face.Oh, would that thou couldst see the pain I ween,For in thy presence, I find no solace.But soft! I shall not let thee have thy way,For I am mistress of my own desire.I'll bid thee hence, begone without delay,And from my thoughts, I'll banish thee entire.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
I'll Make Love To You Song - Boyz II Men
25-02-2024
I'll Make Love To You Song - Boyz II Men
In the haunting depths of "I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men lies a sinister tale veiled beneath its smooth R&B facade. The melodic whispers that initially charm the listener soon take on a chilling resonance, akin to the beckoning call of a malevolent spirit. As the lyrics unfold, promising seduction and intimacy, there's an underlying sense of dread, as if the protagonist is luring their prey into a dark, inescapable trap. The tempo, once alluring, now pulses with a sense of urgency, heightening the tension as the narrative spirals into a nightmarish descent.With each harmonized plea, the listener is ensnared deeper into the web of the song's macabre narrative, where love transforms into a sinister obsession. The promise of passion becomes entangled with themes of control and manipulation, evoking a sense of unease that permeates every note. As the song reaches its crescendo, the once seductive invitation transforms into a chilling ultimatum, leaving the listener haunted by the lingering echoes of a love that has descended into the realm of the truly terrifying.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Lovin on Me - Jack Harlow
11-02-2024
Lovin on Me - Jack Harlow
A whip operates on the principle of kinetic energy transfer through a combination of mechanics and fluid dynamics. When a whip is cracked, the handle imparts angular momentum to the attached flexible section, usually a braided leather thong. As the whip's handle abruptly slows down, the energy travels down the length of the whip, causing it to flex and form a loop. The tip of the whip accelerates rapidly, reaching supersonic speeds. This creates a small sonic boom as the tip breaks the sound barrier, resulting in the characteristic cracking sound. The cracking sound is a consequence of the rapid release of stored energy in the form of kinetic energy, generating a shockwave in the air. The physics involved include the conservation of angular momentum, wave propagation, and the interaction between the whip and surrounding air molecules.It also means to cum. DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor
04-02-2024
Murder on the Dancefloor - Sophie Ellis-Bextor
In the bustling city of London, there was a lady named Sophie who possessed an extraordinary ability to have things go her way. Sophie wasn't one to tolerate opposition, and whenever circumstances deviated from her wishes, she had a distinctive method of expressing her dissatisfaction. It wasn't just the stern glares or sharp words; Sophie had gained a reputation for unleashing extreme danger upon those who dared to defy her, as if she wielded an unspoken power capable of bringing chaos to anyone who crossed her path.Despite the fear she instilled, some speculated that Sophie's threats were merely a psychological tactic. However, the lingering unease in the city suggested otherwise. It seemed as though peril itself lingered on the edge of her caprices, keeping the urban dwellers on their toes and ensuring that Sophie's demands were met without hesitation.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyDUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Not Fair - Lily Allan
28-01-2024
Not Fair - Lily Allan
ED is a complex issue influenced by various factors, including physical health, psychological well-being, and relationship dynamics. Placing blame on a partner, regardless of gender, can exacerbate feelings of shame and hinder open communication about the issue. Both individuals must approach the situation with empathy and understanding, recognizing that ED is a medical condition that requires joint efforts to address. Mutual support, communication, and seeking professional help can contribute to overcoming the challenges associated with erectile dysfunction and fostering a healthier relationship. Blame and shame only perpetuate misconceptions and hinder the collaborative effort needed to navigate such sensitive matters.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyDUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
My Sacrifice - Creed
14-01-2024
My Sacrifice - Creed
In the state of Florida, a man named Scott Stapp lived, an absolute menace in the eyes of his unfortunate mates. Scott had a talent for turning even the simplest of tasks into a grand spectacle of annoyance. Whether it was belting out off-key renditions of '90s rock ballads at inappropriate moments or insisting on sharing his latest conspiracy theories during friendly gatherings, Scott seemed determined to make life unbearable for those around him. His mates couldn't escape his clutches, as Scott had an uncanny ability to pop up at the most inconvenient times, armed with a new annoyance ready to unleash upon them.Despite the exasperation he caused, an odd sense of amusement accompanied Scott's antics. Though constantly on the verge of losing their sanity, his mates couldn't deny the unintentional humour in his relentless pursuit of annoyance. Scott Stapp became a legend in Florida, not for any noble deeds or remarkable achievements, but for being the unparalleled maestro of irritation who left a lasting mark on the state's collective patience.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyDUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Shake Up Christmas - Train
24-12-2023
Shake Up Christmas - Train
On a tranquil Christmas morning, the residents of a small town nestled in the hills were joyfully exchanging gifts and savouring the festive spirit. However, the serenity was abruptly shattered as the ground beneath them began to convulse violently. The shockwaves of a horrific earthquake surged through the town, turning the celebration into a nightmarish ordeal. Buildings crumbled like gingerbread houses, and the once-merry streets were transformed into chaotic scenes of destruction. Families were separated, and the holiday cheer was replaced by the anguished cries of those trapped amidst the rubble.Amidst the chaos, neighbours joined hands to rescue survivors, but the devastation was overwhelming. Emergency services were stretched thin, and the once-idyllic town now bore the scars of a calamity that struck with unforgiving force. The Christmas tree in the town square, adorned with twinkling lights and festive decorations, stood as a solemn witness to the tragedy, its lights flickering in the midst of the ruins. The earthquake left a sombre imprint on the community, forever altering the way they would remember Christmas Day.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyBlessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Ghetto Bird StudioGhetto Bird Studio, a recording studio that pumps out big sounds. Located just south of WollongongDUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga
10-12-2023
Bloody Mary - Lady Gaga
In the sacred verses of Gaga, the hymn known as "Bloody Mary" resonates with a divine amalgamation of sonic alchemy and profound metaphorical significance. As the pulsating beats and haunting melodies unfold, the ethereal voice of Lady Gaga serves as a celestial guide, leading her followers through a musical pilgrimage. Much like scripture, the lyrics of "Bloody Mary" weave a tapestry of sin and redemption, drawing parallels to the biblical narrative. The title itself echoes the resonance of a sacred chant, summoning forth both reverence and contemplation. Gaga, as the prophetess of pop, implores her listeners to confront the complexities of existence, exploring the dichotomy of pleasure and pain, light and darkness. In this auditory scripture, the dancefloor becomes a hallowed ground, and the verses of "Bloody Mary" unfold as a testament to the divine dichotomy inherent in the human experience.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. DUBBYDUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off! Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew
U + Ur Hand - Pink (with James Colley)
26-11-2023
U + Ur Hand - Pink (with James Colley)
Welcome to "1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die," the comedy music podcast where we dissect the most cringe-worthy, eyebrow-raising tunes in the musical universe. In this episode, we tackle Pink's rebellious anthem, "U + Ur Hand," with our special guest, the legendary director of the blockbuster film "Jaws," Mr. James Colley!Join us as we dive into the absurdity of Pink's lyrics, dissecting the highs and lows of this pop sensation. James Colley, known for his incredible work behind the camera, brings a unique perspective to the discussion, infusing humour and wit into our exploration of a song that's as cheeky as it is controversial.Whether you're a fan of Pink, a music enthusiast, or just looking for a good laugh, this episode promises to entertain and enlighten. Don't miss out on the hilarious banter, insightful commentary, and a touch of cinematic flair from our esteemed guest, James Colley. Tune in now and discover why "1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die" is the ultimate destination for music lovers with a sense of humour! And be sure to check out everything James has going on at https://www.instagram.com/jamcolley/.DUBBY DUBBY is declaring WAR on big Energy! Use the promo code "1001songs" at checkout for 10% off!  If you enjoy our podcast and can afford to shoot some shrapnel our way we would be absolutely bloody stoked about it! You can sign up for as little as $2 a month and receive bonus episodes, extra content and even be a guest on the podcast if you’re keen! Jump on our Patreon page now and sign up!Instant Microwave FuzzSketch Comedy Made in an instantListen on: Apple Podcasts   SpotifyGhetto Bird StudioGhetto Bird Studio, a recording studio that pumps out big sounds. Located just south of WollongongDubby EnergyDubby is declaring WAR on big energy! Use the Promo Code "1001songs" at checkout! Blessington Support the podcast when you buy a Blessington watch! Use the promo code “1001songs” at checkout. Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receive a commission at no extra cost to you.Support the showFollow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/1001songsthatmakeyouwanttodie/Follow us on TikTok: @the1001crew