Hard Factor

Cheat on the news with Hard Factor. Satirical daily news podcast, not hyper-polarizing and depressing like all the others. Drops at Midnight Eastern, 5 Days a Week, 24/7/365. Follow the pod on social @HardFactorNews. Hosts: @hardfactorMark @hardfactorPat @hardfactorWes @hardfactorWill. Full video episodes: YouTube.com/HardFactorNews Join our community: patreon.com/hardfactor Voicemail Line: 512.270.1480 read less
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Visiting Priest tells 4th grade class Santa isn’t real, tears follow | 12.16.24
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Visiting Priest tells 4th grade class Santa isn’t real, tears follow | 12.16.24
Episode 1609, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Lucy: Let’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to Lucy.co/HARDFACTOR and use promo code HARDFACTOR to get 20% off your first order. Factor Meals: Head to FACTORMEALS.com/50hardfactor and use code 50hardfactor to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:01:11 Story previews 00:04:34 Sup with Nancy Mace? 00:06:17 Pastor tells 10 year olds at their school that there is no santa 00:22:00 Chatbot sympathizes with parents killers to 9 year old International Moment 00:32:12 Pelosi’s hip is broke, but she ain’t 00:35:18 Krampus Fest 2024 - It’s growing 00:37:47 Thai Man bit in the testicles by python on toilet 00:39:34 People are shooting at NJ Drones   Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Biden Pardoning Everyone and Joe Mama and New Stacked OF Cop | 12.13.24
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Biden Pardoning Everyone and Joe Mama and New Stacked OF Cop | 12.13.24
Episode 1608, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: 00:01:00 -  Low Life Louie hooked the boys up with some vintage snapback caps 00:03:10 -  Story teases and horniness 00:07:20 -  Biden commuted 1,500 and pardoned another 39 others 00:18:50 -  PETA is not real happy with our Nosferatu segment yesterday 00:24:05 -  Kamala Harris Call Her Daddy update on where the 100k went 00:27:35 -  Horny inappropriate cops busted for sexual abuse in Worcester, MA 00:32:20 -  We have a new OF cop who was fired and CBS interviewed her about it 00:39:00 -  Humpback whale traverses three oceans for some cheeks 00:43:10 -  Football updates: Bill Belichick is the new coach at UNC and Joe Burrow’s home break-in and new gf    Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
AI Robot “Moxie” Set To Be Suddenly Executed, Leaving Kids Traumatized | 12.11.24
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AI Robot “Moxie” Set To Be Suddenly Executed, Leaving Kids Traumatized | 12.11.24
Episode 1606, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:01:35) - Passive-aggressive Mark attacks Wes (00:03:00) - Moxie robots are set to be executed by company, leaving kids AND adults crying and saying goodbye (00:17:25) - Flipping the script on girlfriends (00:18:55) - Utah man drives Subaru through dealership after they refused to give him a refund (00:25:50) - Florida man who shot Walmart drone takes plea deal (00:29:30) - PETA is upset that the new Nosferatu claims rats started the plague (00:34:25) - Why doesn’t PETA throw paint on black women wearing furs?  (00:35:30) - World’s fattest Polar Bear, Fat Albert, is a sight to behold Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Is Luigi Mangione the United Healthcare CEO Assassin? | 12.10.24
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Is Luigi Mangione the United Healthcare CEO Assassin? | 12.10.24
Episode 1605, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:00:40) - Get your waivers in (00:03:20) - Is Luigi Mangione the United Healthcare CEO shooter? He is a person of interest and sure looks like it. (00:14:50) - Hot sex teacher says she did it because her husband was only into butt stuff (00:17:45) - What is going on with the giant drones in New Jersey? (00:26:50) - Jay-Z has been accused of sexually assaulting a 13-year-old with Diddy but he denies it (00:32:00) - Daniel Penny gets let off of murder charges by NY judge (00:33:50) - Another earthquake hits the west coast this time a 5.7 in Nevada (00:37:50) - VA employee sex orgy work parties causes mass resignations Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Hawk Tuah Spits On Coin Investors & Killer AI Robots Are Here | 12.6.24
06-12-2024
Hawk Tuah Spits On Coin Investors & Killer AI Robots Are Here | 12.6.24
Episode 1603, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Uncommon Goods: Find something for everyone on your list this holiday season - Check out Uncommon Goods and use our code HARDFACTOR for a great deal: www.uncommongoods.com Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:01:10) - The United Healthcare CEO Killer Is Caught?! (00:05:15) - United Healthcare CEO murder UPDATE (00:12:45) - Hawk Tuah pulls the rug on her shitcoin investors (00:22:20) - Tsunami warning after 7.0 quake hits off coast of CA (00:23:00) - Biden may pardon Fauci, Schiff & Cheney plus China has hacked our pants off (00:24:15) - Oracle had the best year ever is paying Michigan athletes bigtime (00:25:05) - OpenAI is partnering with Killer Robot Company (00:31:40) - Wes needs to be quiet for a while & his planned prank on his dad (00:33:05) - Canadian man jumps on Polar Bear to save his wife (00:39:20) - Gold digging model dances next to dying boyfriends hospital bed after she gets into his will Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Target Unleashes “Hot Santa” For The Holidays & He’s The Worst Santa Of All Time | 12.2.24
02-12-2024
Target Unleashes “Hot Santa” For The Holidays & He’s The Worst Santa Of All Time | 12.2.24
Episode 1599, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Chubbies: For a limited time, our friends at Chubbies are giving our listeners 20% off with the promo code HARDFACTOR20 at checkout at chubbiesshorts.com. Kalshi: Go to Kalshi.com/hardfactor to get $20 free credit when you deposit $50 in the first and only legal prediction market in the US Hims: Start your free online visit at Hims.com/hardfactor for your personalized ED treatment options Prize Picks: Download the PrizePicks app today and use code HARDFACTOR and get $50 instantly when you play $5!! Timestamps: (00:03:05) - Justin Tucker is no more (00:04:05) - Thanksgiving recap including cold apps and Moana 2 (00:06:50) - Target has unleashed “Hot Santa” and he sucks (00:21:20) - CEO who bought art banana has eaten the banana & how is this laundering? (00:25:00) - Belgium has granted paid maternity leave to prostitutes & pregnant prostitute fetishes (00:34:15) - Cash grabs we have missed out on over the years, like Netflix (00:36:30) - $4.5M mansion burns down to due frying a turkey in their garage (00:43:40) - Is NASA trying to devalue Greenland so we can buy it?! (00:46:00) - Former GA deputy of the year is arrested for being hammered and directing imaginary traffic Thank you for listening, go to Patreon.com/HardFactor to support the pod and get access to discord chat and bonus podcasts.... But MOST Importantly, HAGFD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices