We return from the depths of "life stuff" to give you another clumsy foray into things we've never tried. Whether it's getting our bones vaporized by a tiny but fierce thai lady, or taking swigs of our hobgoblin in the early morning, they're all going on that sweet, sweet bucketlist. Rats get medals, people turn into crabs, and 31-year olds need help opening things that even children can. This is our reality this week. Give us a go!